David Smallwood
Nickname(s): Sticky Bun (I ate all the sticky buns, apparently)
DOB: 12/06/79
Born: Urmston, Manchester
Lives: Northolt, London
Marital status: Unmarried but in relationship
How long have you supported?? 31 years
What's your earliest memory of your team? Bryan Robson - can't be anymore specific, but do I really need to be? Legend!
Favourite player(s): Giggs, Rooney, Scholes
Favourite manager: Sir Alex Ferguson
If you could sign anyone for your team, who would it be? Andres Iniesta or me (whoever's cheapest)
Worst signing ever for your team: Juan Sebastian Veron
Best moment as a football fan: The treble in 1999
Any football superstitions? At home, my first beer of the day has to be cracked open at kic koff. No earlier, no later...or else...
What are you most likely to say on FanZone: "Sorry mate, Manchester United have won again. Now pass me my water looser"
Least likely to say on FanZone: "Congratulations on a sterling win. Would you like some water?"
Describe your style of FanZone commentary in three words: Volcanic wind up
Ideal WAG: Ferne Cotton
Favourite song/chant: He's half a girl, he's half a boy Torres, Torres....
Most prized possession: My King Eric poster, it's been on every wall I've ever owned.
What do you do when you're not in the FanZone commentary box? Watch football, drink booze, play the guitar, play fifa, go to the toilet, brush my teeth and sleep.
